May 30, 2026
We’re back in the Hotel Pet Peeves bracket… but first, we nearly lose the plot over Glenn’s “Haussman Resort Pool Club Smokehouse & Dispensary Brewery” (still a working title).
Friday Night Audit brings Craig Sullivan, Dr. Producer Suzanne
Bagnera, and our guest Elyse Poland (“Bucket Hat”) back for the
Infuri-Eight—plus the usual friendly violence.
🍻 Pet Peeves tournament
returns
🛠️ Glenn’s studio remodel enters year 3 of the “3–5 years left”
plan
😇 Craig ships Glenn a giant happy-face package so we can finally
call him Mr. Sunshine
🎭 Southern Lodging Summit reunion planning, with dates we say
confidently and refuse to fact-check
🃏 Trading cards, sprinkler-head nonsense, and other bad ideas we
fully commit to
Watch it, laugh at us, then go vote for the pet peeve you hate most on #NoVacancyNews.